8 oz jar.

"Brothers and sisters, have you been spurned?
Turned around on the highway of existence?
Are you seeking refuge under the overpass of your potential experience?

Friends, I would like to share with you a most superb medicine for all that fails you
A potion so potent it will recall you from the coils of perdition!

Application of Mudcat’s XXX Hotstuff will empower you with such a delicious fire
Silky flowing hair will sprout atop your head and
Grand ideas will burst from your chest
Burning you with innate, natural desire. (Improves fertility too)

A spoonful, on a cracker (Perhaps with a sardine)
Lifts your spirits and removes plagues unseen
Reducing all your struggles to silly distant dreams

Apply gently to beans, peas, greens or blues
Kabobs, chops, stews, rues, marinades and vindaloos
Pork, bacon, ham, falafel, Spam, even cheese grits Alabam!

Use of this glorious product cures or improves
Mild fevers, headaches and backaches,
Puts a song in your heart to howl at the moon
A concerto robusto to tame lions and loons
Makes children laugh, women weep,
Improves your math and assures the meek.

Continued application guarantees a good woman will go bad
Ensures you a happy life making you a creative genius,
Full of degrees and prestige and world knowledge!
Good for compress and recess guaranteeing a no stress congress
Entertaining notions since noon, 1870
Made of no less than 200 percent purely orgasmic compounds!

Gentle ladies, rustics!
Do you realize there are thousands, hundreds, dozens of
Couples all around the planet at this moment NOT making love?
Act now! For the sake of mankind!"
- Uncle Tabasco

Includes unlimited streaming of HotStuff 1996-2009 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.